I should be writing a paper right now, but I'm doing this instead. My computer died, so I've been dealing with severe internet withdrawal. I hope I can get it to work again. The hard drive is making a funny noise and it won't boot, so I think the hard drive may be done for. In which case, my enormous collection of cool shit from the past two and a half years is also gone. :(
On the bright side, Spring Break is just around the corner, and I'm coming into Ashland to see all you bitches. My dad, Shauna, and I are all supposed to go to New York, but my dad hasn't talked about it too much, so who knows. All of our trips are always so last minute anyway. But I have something planned for this Spring Break anyhow, something very very special to which all of you are invited....
GROUP TRIP TO SEE 300!
Here's one of the promotional posters. Looks pretty HARDCORE! I think he's supposed to be King Leonidas.

The rest of these pictures are from the comic books. Here's a big ol' Spartan with his big ol' shield. Interesting fact: Spartan women had a saying for their husbands, fathers and sons who went off to war (which was all the damn time): Come back carrying your shield, or on it. The Spartans were pretty badass, especially during the Persian Wars, kind of like the Romans and Franks. I should make a list of badass people(s).

The most badass part, of course, being the battle of Thermopylae, where 300 Spartans, including their king Leonidas, and a few thousand Thebans or Thracians (I can't remember which) held off the hordes of the Persian army and their Greek allies, protecting Athens and the rest of Greek civilization to the south. If it weren't for these Spartans, think about how the entirety of Western culture would have been different. We might all be speaking Persian now!
Here are the Persians, getting their asses kicked. Keep in mind that they controlled the known world and were considered to have by far the more superior army. But they depended on cavalry, which doesn't work too well in Greece (too many mountains and rocks). The Spartans were straight up infantry, and they trained from age 7 'til they died in how to best to kill people. Seriously, they didn't farm or anything, just fought all day.
I feel like such a boy, but I really love movies about war and guts and awesomeness like this.
I know, some of you may think it's a little over the top, or may have seen the "RED SAUCE ON PASTA!!!" ytmnd. If you haven't,
here's the link, 'cause it's pretty funny. Thanks to Shauna for showing it to me, btw. It's still gonna be a sweet movie even if it is over the top, and more importantly, I want to see all your asses. So everyone who's coming, post me a comment so we can get this organized.
Back to work, I guess.
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